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mymompickedthisurl:

this is God’s way of telling you that you have too much fucking money

2 weeks ago on April 6th | J | 149,506 notes

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

2 weeks ago on April 6th | J | 391,111 notes
2 weeks ago on April 6th | J | 42,082 notes

jaydenw:

Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.

2 weeks ago on April 6th | J | 209,181 notes
2 weeks ago on April 6th | J | 406,749 notes
2 weeks ago on April 6th | J | 37,335 notes
watercolourstorm:

disappointing

watercolourstorm:

disappointing

2 weeks ago on April 6th | J | 103,343 notes

amiammorette:

Shingeki no Kyojin characters if they were cats :3

full version

2 weeks ago on April 6th | J | 21,095 notes
1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

2 weeks ago on April 6th | J | 397,812 notes
alternative-pokemon-art:

Artist
A cute Giratina by request.

alternative-pokemon-art:

Artist

A cute Giratina by request.

2 weeks ago on April 6th | J | 6,224 notes
Homework: A
Classwork: A
Project: A
Test: F
Final grade: F
2 weeks ago on April 6th | J | 252,597 notes

gymnosofi:

mypatientvessel:

Dude.

My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.

Dude. It’s genius.

http://www.2lovemylips.co.uk/

2 weeks ago on April 6th | J | 489,474 notes
2 weeks ago on April 6th | J | 450,020 notes

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

2 weeks ago on April 6th | J | 280,579 notes
mihuramiro:

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mihuramiro:

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2 weeks ago on April 6th | J | 3,858 notes