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mymompickedthisurl:

this is God’s way of telling you that you have too much fucking money

1 week ago on April 6th | J | 144,000 notes

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

1 week ago on April 6th | J | 376,809 notes
1 week ago on April 6th | J | 41,740 notes

jaydenw:

Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.

1 week ago on April 6th | J | 200,851 notes
1 week ago on April 6th | J | 383,526 notes
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watercolourstorm:

disappointing

watercolourstorm:

disappointing

1 week ago on April 6th | J | 101,050 notes

amiammorette:

Shingeki no Kyojin characters if they were cats :3

full version

1 week ago on April 6th | J | 20,338 notes
1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

1 week ago on April 6th | J | 374,213 notes
alternative-pokemon-art:

Artist
A cute Giratina by request.

alternative-pokemon-art:

Artist

A cute Giratina by request.

1 week ago on April 6th | J | 5,258 notes
Homework: A
Classwork: A
Project: A
Test: F
Final grade: F
1 week ago on April 6th | J | 247,603 notes

gymnosofi:

mypatientvessel:

Dude.

My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.

Dude. It’s genius.

http://www.2lovemylips.co.uk/

1 week ago on April 6th | J | 475,774 notes
1 week ago on April 6th | J | 449,184 notes

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

1 week ago on April 6th | J | 244,012 notes
mihuramiro:

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mihuramiro:

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1 week ago on April 6th | J | 3,854 notes